1. Sam: Mom, can I have ice cream in a comb?
2. Conversation that we had at the dinner table.
Mom: I wonder what Darth Vader does in his spare time?
Sam: Maybe he had a cooking class.
Dad: You know, he would throw the carrots up in the air and cut them with his light saber. They would be cut up and cooked at the same time.
Mom: Hey I wonder if the Darth Sidious and Darth Vader ever just chilled and went out for drink?
Dad: They don't strike me as the just sit back and relax kind.
3.Lili: Mommy, I just threw up in the toilet!
4. Lili: COuld you make me some Rabioli because that's easy on my tummy?
5:Lili: I wish we has a robotic room where you could push a button and the walls would open just like this. (arms opening up)